Kiss me, you animal [Bhorey!]

[Becca Macabre]

OUTFIT

It happened every time. It didn’t matter how hard she tried, every time she left the house something weird happened. Like hijacking the campus security cart thingy, running away from mall police for calling them donuts and accidently knocking a small screeching child into the fountain or her newest fuck up… Being thrown off the handlebars of Rhorey’s bmx into the duck pond. Not that she minded the murky waters or anything and even flying for a few seconds had been a pretty awesome experience but it was this afterness… Climbing out of a pond tended to make clothes turn into cling monsters. Plus wearing a skirt and colours that generally went see-through was just an added bonus. Of course to Rhorey that was just hilarious! Hell it was hilarious to her too but damn him for laughing! He was an idiot for falling for the old ‘help me out of here’ trick. Did he not realise that she’d pull him in as soon as he offered his hand?

Psych!

She had to admit he was pretty cute, you know, even with the green slimy stuff all over him and his expression was priceless! Poor guy probably never got pulled into water in public before or something. First time for everything. It also explained why he’d chased her around trying to dunk her. The bystanders all leered at the pair too, like they were as scummy as the pond. You’d think that people would be able to pull that giant stick out of their ass long enough to appreciate the hilarity of it all, ‘cause honestly initially they hadn’t actually meant to crash at all... It was just really hard to direct a guy while laughing and trying to stay ON the bike in the first place. So it was probably a bad idea that she had been perched on the handlebars like a monkey mainly because he couldn’t see over her no matter how midgety she was, maybe trying to take a photo of them both at the same time had just tempted fate a little too much but hey… At least his bike didn’t get trashed.

With both safely out of the water they collapsed on the grass, giggling like a couple of hyenas that had survived the Titanic. Becca army crawled on her front closer to her tattooed friend until she was close enough to rest her head against his arm, using it as a pillow. Her multicoloured hair had turned darker with the weight of the water with the occasional appearance of some green stuff but it was still movable so she could still push it back off her face. Once the laughing had subsided enough to talk she managed to address him. “I know I’m hot but seriously can’t you contain yourself even for a second?” She joked as her fingers plucked the soaked material of his top letting it go with a ‘spluge’ sound as it slapped back against his chest.

“It feels like I brought back a lake in my shoes!” She grinned “I think there might be a fish in there! MERMAID LIFE!”

[Rhorey Richard Ryder]

Tonight was going to be an eventful evening, especially since his new friend, Bec was involved. The colorful babe he had met at the skate park about a couple weeks ago. Well this evening Rhorey promised her a ride on his bmx bike, so he told her to sit on the handle bars and he took off to the park once again. Things were going pretty good, he whirled her around on the bike, yes he was showing off again but who wouldn't when they had a pretty girl on the handle bars of their Bike? Her laughter and giggles fueled him, she also egged him on to go faster, she was constantly living on the edge and he definitely liked that about her.

But then things took a tumble when the silly girl tried to take a picture of both of them while he was riding pretty fast, she blacked her few and he couldn't see where he was going and BLAM! He accidentally launched her into the duck pond. He was about the apologize over and over again incase she was hurt, but when he saw the lake monster rise again he couldn't help but laugh. Maybe that was a little mean but he just couldn't help it. It was something you would have seen on the show ridiculousness or something.

But then she extended her arm for him to help her. He got off his bike and went down to the bank of the pond and offered his hand to her. "Are you o-" he hadn't even finished his sentence when he felt himself being yanked down Into the pond. Luckily he had quick enough reflexes to throw his phone onto to the safety of the soft spongy grass away from the water. Then of course he fell in, he didn't fight it much because he knew this was all fun and games. Yes this water was slimy and disgusting but he didn't care so much at the moment. His main goal right now was to dunk her, and he was successful a few times. And of course Bec got her turn to dunk him a few times as well.

After awhile they realized that the water was getting to much and it was getting colder as it got darker, the pair crawled out of the pond like a couple of swamp things, rhorey had lots of green slime all over him and only God knew what else was in that pond. He laid on the grass still laughing, it was a pretty humorous experience. He then leaned over and kissed her cheek, not giving a fuck what was on her face. "Wanna go to my house and dry off, creature of the black lagoon?" He asked with a smile.

[Becca Macabre]

It was safe to say that these last few weeks had Becca by the short hairs; she had really been enjoying herself. Not just because of this hunk of tattooed man but all the friends she’d made and all the crazy shit she was doing. Parties, adventures, men, women, friends, paint, pranks, booze, costumes and a shit load of gate crashing. This had by far been the best end to her week this week because who wouldn’t want to get a ride on a bike and get thrown in a duck pond? Oh yeah. Normal people didn’t like that too much. It was a lucky break that she’d managed to find a dude that wasn’t afraid of being stupid with her, otherwise she’d probably have to trudge half way across town with the lake in her shoes or worse yet… she would never have ended up in the water at all. That would have been a let down.

The little scum covered rainbow girl hand managed to hook her hands round his wrist and using one of the only thing she’d ever learnt in a school’s science class she placed her feet against the muddy bank in order to apply more to her weight and pull Rhorey in. Physics man. Never underestimate a midget that skates. Not only did she know how to use her weight to balance herself on a board or blades, but she also knew how to use it to her advantage in a fight and as she’d just demonstrated… to unbalance an unsuspecting victim. As the lad fell she suddenly realised her mistake; yes he was joining her but she hadn’t got the pull enough to throw him over her head - Not by any means. Instead this resulted in their bodies colliding and Bec’s went to the bottom leaving her to franticly kick back to the surface with a gasp. Of course she was laughing as he came at her to push her under again.

Bec registered the kiss and responded simply with an exaggerated lick to his cheek letting the silver ball tongue stud race across his skin. EWEWEWEWEW slimy. Instant regret. It wasn’t much better as she attempted to rid herself the taste of pond with her own skin. Somehow it only tasted worse. She rested her chin against his chest for a second making creature noises with enthusiastic arm flailing to illustrate his new name for her. Creature of the Black Lagoon. Close enough. “Hell yeah I do. I’m freezing my boobs off. If they get colder, my nips’ll be able to cut glass.” Becca clambered to her feet, holding out her hand to help him up. “Lead the way Nessie!”

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The journey ended outside Rhorey’s place. Walking the majority of the way to allow their clothes to start drying out before climbing back on his bike gave them a multitude of filthy looks across the town - Not that Bec cared one bit at all but it could have concerned her biker friend. The small rainbow chick pulled off her oversized crop vest ringing it out, the instant it left her body it was like a weight had lifted from her shoulders! Man. Clothes got heavy as shit when they were wet. Why hadn’t she remembered this sooner? Outside his place she pulled off her sneakers emptying the water from their insides onto the floor, suddenly very happy at her life choice of wearing no socks today.

“I wasn’t kiddin’ when I said I’d brought back the pond. Look! I left ya a souvenir.”

[Rhorey Richard Ryder]

A smile escaped his lips as she licked his face, even he didn't wanna do that, he feared that it would make him sick or something. You never knew what kind of nastiness was in ponds like that. "Ewwwww!" He said followed by a chuckle. "I can't believe you just did that." He said while he scrunched his face up. Then he got off of the muddy bank of the pond and crawled after Bec and towards his bike, luckily it was still in pretty good condition from the crash, just had a little grass stuck in it's tired, but that wasn't a big deal.

He hopped back on his bike, while shivering from his wet clothes he held the bike still so Bec could hop on again. When she did he wheeled them to his house as fast as he could. It was a pretty miserable ride, every time a gust of wind hit him, he felt a unbearably uncomfortable chill down his spine. But when he finally got them to his dorm room he ran up the stairs showing Bec where it was. He fumbled the keys as he shivered and unlocked his door. "Home sweet home..." He said as he walked through the door and yanked his wet t-shirt off of his body, it making a weird sound as it struggled to cling onto his skin. He was on a mission, he wanted to get into a warm shower and out of these wet clothes as quick as possible. "C'mon Bec I'm freezing, I'll get the shower going." He said while pretty much dragging her to the bathroom.

He figured that they could hop in the shower together so they could both get warm instead of having one of them be miserable while the other one takes like an hour in the shower. He wasn't trying to put the moves on her, he genuinely liked her and knew that they were both pretty comfortable with themselves, that no one would care if they shared a shower. He turned it on and cranked on the hot with a tad bit of cold so it wouldn't be too scolding. Then he began to take off his bottoms, socks and shoes. He bundled up his wet socks and threw them to the side, not bothering to ring them out. Then, the heavily tattooed boy hopped into the hot shower, he looked back at her. "Hey dude, what are you waiting for?" He asked with a flirtatious smile.

[Becca Macabre]

What was it that people always said? Some shit about dogs and new tricks? Well Bec wasn’t some scruffy mutt… although the smell of pond water did make her smell like wet dog and the drowned rat look really wasn’t convincing anyone that she wasn’t just some brightly coloured hound. If Rhorey had owned a pretty little basket with flowers on for the front of his BMX she would have jumped into it, but seeing as that was weird she’d settled for a very awkward position with her bum perched on the thin edge of the seat. Her body reclined back against his chest and her legs up over the handlebars her legs parted inelegantly into the shape of an upside down ‘v’. Even with her hands resting on Rhorey’s legs the way she was sat probably didn’t make it easy for him to cycle, but she was stealing his warmth and unlike the reason they ended up swimming with the ducks he would be able to navigate without her blocking his view. It was weird feeling him shake and shiver. SHIVER ME TIMBERS that shit was spreading to goosebumps on her legs!

The squelching from between her toes was another experience entirely especially as the pair raced up the stairs to his dorm. Each step left a splodge of wet on the stairs completed by a spattering of random droplets that shook free from her hair. Bec hugged herself, bouncing from one foot to the other as she attempted to keep warm waiting for him to unlock the door. Once inside she was surprised to see her friend tugging off his shirt to reveal one of the sexiest back tattoos she’d seen in a very long time, each muscle rippled as he peeled it up and off him moving like a snake. As much as she hated to stare… who was she kidding, she loved starring at this eyeful of man. Her trance was broken as he addressed her and pulled her towards the bathroom by her wrists.

Shower! They were going to take a shower together? HELL YEAH THEY WERE. She didn’t have body issues or dignity for that matter. She wasn’t shy or coy and nor did she even think of the implications of them both being naked and wet together in a shower. Nothing was passing through her head at all, in fact. She was cold and convinced that she had pond scum in her underwear so was she going to accept? Of course she was. Becca couldn’t help but watch him undress, mesmerised by the speed he managed to get naked in front of her. She couldn’t even pretend that she wasn’t checking out every inch of her sexy tattooed friend, and made no attempt to hide it.

This was a good plan and there was not a single part of the little rainbow even hesitated in stripping the rest of her wet clothing. The small rainbow was two steps ahead of Rhorey being that she’d already taken off her shoes and had never worn socks today and had already unburdened herself from the once white baggy top so pulling off the drenched pink vest and Aztec skirt was pretty easy. Of course getting her underwear off was more challenging as it clung to her pale skinned frame. Slinging the last of her clothes across the bathroom she grinned at him, climbing into the shower and almost straight into his arms as she pushed him backwards under the jets.

“You better have ‘no more tears’ shampoo.” Becca grinned.

[Rhorey Richard Ryder]

Rhorey was beyond revealed to feel the hot water on his goose pimpled covered skin, he shook a little bit as the water washed over his head and down his long lanky body. He looked down for a moment to see all the mud and green slime was washing off. It was a rather disgusting site, it looked like they slayed the lake monster in his shower. And the murky water beneath got even worse when Becca jumped in after him and into his arms.

He laughed a bit and threw his arms around her, smiling you at her. "Of course I do Boo..." He said as he turned around and grabbed Riley's blueberry no-more tears shampoo out of his shower basket. He then grabbed the shower head that was detachable and wet her hair for her, and thoroughly at that, he figured he'd give her a hand since her hair was a real mess, and it was partially his fault of course. When he was sure he washed out all of the muck and slime out of her hair he squeezed some of the fruity shampoo into his hand after putting the shower head back where it belonged, then lathered up her colorful locks. "This one is my favorites because it smells sooo good." He said and then gave her the chance to rinse out her hair. Then he started to wash himself. But doing so he made a lot of bubbles, and giggled to himself quietly as he turned away from her. He started to put the bubbles on his face, struggling a little to make them stay, making himself a bubble beard.

He then turned around, trying desperately hard not to burst out into laughter. "Bec look!" He said and then flexed, just goofing off in the shower. He was almost twenty-years old but he loved to still act like a kid sometimes, well more than sometimes. It's what made Rhorey so darn like-able though, he knew how to have fun and he could make most situations into something fun. He was pretty much only serious when it came to parenting his daughter after all.

He then broke out laughing and then randomly starting dancing, his signature dance, putting his arms up in the air and then shaking his hips. He did this a few times while laughing, after he was done he kissed her cheek, still with the bubbles beard on his face.

[Becca Macabre]

The jet clashed against Rhorey breaking through the layer of dark browns until there was nothing but his clean, well, inked skin. The steam slowly filling the room provided a thin veil that seeped between them enough to give the room an almost mystic feel… Like the frigging Twilight Zone. Becca didn’t even bother to cover herself as she leapt into his arms. It was funny how much of the shower spray the dude took up, it wasn’t his fault but the height difference made all the difference. His six foot self caused a blockade sheltering her as well as a decent umbrella. Did she care? PFFFT no. She was sandwiched against a hot guy who was covered in tattoos who somehow became more attractive now he was wet and steamy…

Oh yeah this was just the kind of day she’d been looking for and who better to spend it with?

Bec trailed her hand up his chest resting her palm flat out against him as the weight of water from the shower head soaked into her hair flopping down in front of her face. The lack of vision didn’t stop her from making funny faces just in case he could still see her. Using her free hand she knocked away some of the stubborn patches of grime on her tiny body while Rhorey started bubbling up her hair. “Is that blueberry or something? It smells like candy berries!” It was astonishing how much slim came out of a person’s belly button. Even with her naval pierced she was still able to accumulate a large amount of muck… was that pond weed? Well even if it was, at least she could make herself some very fashionable shampooed troll hair!

Ever since Rhorey rocked up in her life it was like she’d caught a disease or something. His smile was infectious to the point where her jaw locked making her face feel like it wouldn’t stand another minute of smiles and she laughed so hard all the time she was convinced that her lungs could give out any second. It wasn’t painful just overwhelmingly pleasant. It sure as hell made a change from all the drama that usually followed her around, that was certain. Speaking of laughter, here it came again. This boy would be the end of her!

“OOOOH! Gandalf don’t got nothin’ on you! LOOK AT THAT BEARD!” Becca pounced forward into his arms, stroking the bubble beard affectionately. With an exchange of kisses, albeit his being a lot less forward than her own, she felt them fall into a comfortable silence, just staring up at him as the laughter turned into titters in between kisses.

If only they could have continued hanging out in the shower… you know, without turning into a prune or running up the worlds biggest water bill.