Post by Ashley Muse on Oct 29, 2013 11:27:08 GMT -8
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 400px; height: 380px; background-image:URL(http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy284/brooklynlolli/x0r3w0.png); border-left: 10px solid #1e1e1e; border-right: 10px solid #1e1e1e;] Ashley D. Muse  Ashley Drewby Muse | TWENTY-TWO | Electrical and Computer Engineering | PENDING ------------------------------------------------- WELCOME, TAKE A SEAT. START OFF WITH YOUR NAME, HOW OLD ARE YOU? Hiiiiiiiiii! Hi hi hi hi hi! I'm Ashley! But it's okay, you can call me Ashy or Ashy-poo or or... Anything! Anything works for me, hehehehe. There's this biiiiiig biiiig guy he always calls me "Shrimp", can you believe it? Do I look like a Shrimp? I don't sound like a shrimp either! What sounds do shrimp even make... I think they just make bubbles like fishies. But do fishies make sounds? I mean they have to because.... because... EVERYTHING MAKES SOUNDS! Even Set makes sounds. Set says hi too, by the way. Oh oh. Sorry. Set says I not answer the second question. Uhhhh... I'm twenty two. Can you believe it? Here-here. I'll show you my I.D. Heh. See?? Twenty two for REAL. A lot of people think I'm lying or something but then they don't think my names Ashley either but LOOOOK! It says. It says right on the I.D. Oh but does it say my birthday? I think but.... Oh well! My birthday is March 22nd! I know, super duper boring compared to biiiiig guy but it's miiine! |
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AWESOME. ARE YOU A LOCAL?
W-why are you yelling? STOP YELLING! You big fat meany head! I don't like you! I don't wanna answer your stupid questions anymoooooore. I don't wanna. Meany. No more yelling. Stupid.... .... .....
No.... I'm from Raymore, Missouri STUPID. Maybe if you stopped yelling you'd know!!!
[/div]AWESOME. ARE YOU A LOCAL?
W-why are you yelling? STOP YELLING! You big fat meany head! I don't like you! I don't wanna answer your stupid questions anymoooooore. I don't wanna. Meany. No more yelling. Stupid.... .... .....
No.... I'm from Raymore, Missouri STUPID. Maybe if you stopped yelling you'd know!!!
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NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. GOT A BIG FAMILY? I'M AN ONLY CHILD.
Hello. I suppose I haven't been properly introduced. I shall be taking over from this point on in the interview, so please don't worry about trying to translate "Ashley speak". My name is Seito. No last name that I am aware of though if I had to chose my last name would in fact be Muse like my hosts. However, you would know Set as my name rather than my actual name. But onto the interview, correct? Ashley was born into a small family; a father, a mother, and me. Well, at least that's what he thinks but in reality he only grew up with a father and me. He always questions why his mother never calls or writes, it's sad really.
[/div]NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. GOT A BIG FAMILY? I'M AN ONLY CHILD.
Hello. I suppose I haven't been properly introduced. I shall be taking over from this point on in the interview, so please don't worry about trying to translate "Ashley speak". My name is Seito. No last name that I am aware of though if I had to chose my last name would in fact be Muse like my hosts. However, you would know Set as my name rather than my actual name. But onto the interview, correct? Ashley was born into a small family; a father, a mother, and me. Well, at least that's what he thinks but in reality he only grew up with a father and me. He always questions why his mother never calls or writes, it's sad really.
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GO FIGURE. DO YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY SHAPE WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON?
I assume by "you", you mean my host. Well I wouldn't say Ashley's family assisted in his personalities growth since after-all, what he knows is a lie. Though, perhaps, what I know is a lie- but that's besides the point. He's not what you would call a conventional person. In fact I've heard him been referred to as the toddler on a sugar high. He's constantly on the go, from one subject to another without really pausing for a breath. Causes many problems for me, as you can imagine, since he often forgets that not every idea that crosses his mind is a good one and acts on them without first considering what situations he might find himself in. There has been many times where he's gotten himself somewhere that even I have trouble getting him out of. Thankfully those situations are rare and far between, so long as he will actually listen when I tell him not to befriend a certain type of person. But, Ashley is the type of trusts everyone and thinks they'll be his best friend upon meeting. Not exactly true in every case however he seems to be able to either annoy the piss out of everyone, or somehow get them to gravitate to him as if he's not the annoying kid I know and love.
He's quite resilient considering the type of past he'd dealt with as a kid. I think the only bad thought that ever has stuck with him is the night he got attacked by wolves, but mostly the scars from that has been covered by varying tattoos so the fear is fading. But anyway, yes; resilient. Ashley is often told no, repeatedly. So much to the point you question his sanity. However he tends to respond by asking the question again and again and again until the person either hits him or gives in. Which I guess means he's stubborn, but considering he just yells, cries, and calls them stupid I like to think its resilience.
[/div]GO FIGURE. DO YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY SHAPE WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON?
I assume by "you", you mean my host. Well I wouldn't say Ashley's family assisted in his personalities growth since after-all, what he knows is a lie. Though, perhaps, what I know is a lie- but that's besides the point. He's not what you would call a conventional person. In fact I've heard him been referred to as the toddler on a sugar high. He's constantly on the go, from one subject to another without really pausing for a breath. Causes many problems for me, as you can imagine, since he often forgets that not every idea that crosses his mind is a good one and acts on them without first considering what situations he might find himself in. There has been many times where he's gotten himself somewhere that even I have trouble getting him out of. Thankfully those situations are rare and far between, so long as he will actually listen when I tell him not to befriend a certain type of person. But, Ashley is the type of trusts everyone and thinks they'll be his best friend upon meeting. Not exactly true in every case however he seems to be able to either annoy the piss out of everyone, or somehow get them to gravitate to him as if he's not the annoying kid I know and love.
He's quite resilient considering the type of past he'd dealt with as a kid. I think the only bad thought that ever has stuck with him is the night he got attacked by wolves, but mostly the scars from that has been covered by varying tattoos so the fear is fading. But anyway, yes; resilient. Ashley is often told no, repeatedly. So much to the point you question his sanity. However he tends to respond by asking the question again and again and again until the person either hits him or gives in. Which I guess means he's stubborn, but considering he just yells, cries, and calls them stupid I like to think its resilience.
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THATS DEEP, MAN. YOU SEEM PRETTY INTERESTING, YOU MUST HAVE AN INTERESTING BACK STORY, HM?
You aren’t even paying attention, are you? Just repeating the words they’ve trained you to say much like a parrot. Is it a pleasing feeling, being a trained puppet with hand so far up your body that fingers brush against the back of your teeth? It must be or else you would know better than to ask questions you wouldn’t like the answers for. Unless you are such a deprived individual to gain perverse and sadistic pleasure from asking such detestable questions regarding a person history. Which begs the question of why you are such an abhorrent person; was it your past that made you this way, or something more… Troublesome? Perhaps you, the benighted swine you are, should be sitting behind the desk while I interview you asking for the deepest, darkest secrets your mind can barely contain while you squirm and squeal like a stuck pig. Then everyone can learn what makes a loathsome person like your moronic self tick.
But that would be a rude thing to do considering that if I were not to answer these questions undoubtedly you would not admit Ashley to this school. Not that it would upset me at all to not attend the abominable cesspool of a place. But, for whatever reason, my host has decided this is where he wants to go to learn. So I will bite my tongue and tell you very sparingly about my hosts past, as you so simply suggested I do.
We were born in the small town of Raymore, Peculiar -as stated above- to a dead woman and a man I affectionately call “Bastard”. The woman doesn’t matter to the story of Ashley’s life considering she died from the mere act of bringing Ashley into this world. Though perhaps it does matter, to someone like your indecent self, because her death brought about my existence. See, when the bitch died Bastard decided he would up his spirits by drinking other spirits. He practically bathed in the vile liquid. For awhile, this seemed to work except he got the nastiest temper you ever did see. (See, Jack always seemed to whisper the damndest things into Bastard’s ears.) So dear little innocent Ashley became the outlet for the things good old Daniels would whisper to Bastard. This is probably when I came into being here. (This is around middle school, if you care for time frames)
After I came, things ran smoothly. Bastard would drink Jack, make Ashley cry, and then I got to come out and beat him until the world was a lovely shade of red. This probably continued on for a few years, I don’t know the exact date that we both managed to get out since I only remember the red mess we had left behind. Maybe it was because the red had bled through the air and onto our clothes that as we walked through the forest, the wolves attacked. But that’s in the past and it doesn’t matter anymore. After we left the Bastard for dead we moved out with a family friend. (his name was Salvatory) We had to have stayed there long enough for Ashley to finish school, I still don’t know since I really don’t care unless it means danger. Then we winded up here. Is that enough of a story for you to go curl up and sleep with?
[/div]THATS DEEP, MAN. YOU SEEM PRETTY INTERESTING, YOU MUST HAVE AN INTERESTING BACK STORY, HM?
You aren’t even paying attention, are you? Just repeating the words they’ve trained you to say much like a parrot. Is it a pleasing feeling, being a trained puppet with hand so far up your body that fingers brush against the back of your teeth? It must be or else you would know better than to ask questions you wouldn’t like the answers for. Unless you are such a deprived individual to gain perverse and sadistic pleasure from asking such detestable questions regarding a person history. Which begs the question of why you are such an abhorrent person; was it your past that made you this way, or something more… Troublesome? Perhaps you, the benighted swine you are, should be sitting behind the desk while I interview you asking for the deepest, darkest secrets your mind can barely contain while you squirm and squeal like a stuck pig. Then everyone can learn what makes a loathsome person like your moronic self tick.
But that would be a rude thing to do considering that if I were not to answer these questions undoubtedly you would not admit Ashley to this school. Not that it would upset me at all to not attend the abominable cesspool of a place. But, for whatever reason, my host has decided this is where he wants to go to learn. So I will bite my tongue and tell you very sparingly about my hosts past, as you so simply suggested I do.
We were born in the small town of Raymore, Peculiar -as stated above- to a dead woman and a man I affectionately call “Bastard”. The woman doesn’t matter to the story of Ashley’s life considering she died from the mere act of bringing Ashley into this world. Though perhaps it does matter, to someone like your indecent self, because her death brought about my existence. See, when the bitch died Bastard decided he would up his spirits by drinking other spirits. He practically bathed in the vile liquid. For awhile, this seemed to work except he got the nastiest temper you ever did see. (See, Jack always seemed to whisper the damndest things into Bastard’s ears.) So dear little innocent Ashley became the outlet for the things good old Daniels would whisper to Bastard. This is probably when I came into being here. (This is around middle school, if you care for time frames)
After I came, things ran smoothly. Bastard would drink Jack, make Ashley cry, and then I got to come out and beat him until the world was a lovely shade of red. This probably continued on for a few years, I don’t know the exact date that we both managed to get out since I only remember the red mess we had left behind. Maybe it was because the red had bled through the air and onto our clothes that as we walked through the forest, the wolves attacked. But that’s in the past and it doesn’t matter anymore. After we left the Bastard for dead we moved out with a family friend. (his name was Salvatory) We had to have stayed there long enough for Ashley to finish school, I still don’t know since I really don’t care unless it means danger. Then we winded up here. Is that enough of a story for you to go curl up and sleep with?
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MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED. ANYWAY, THATS IT. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
Go crawl into your hole again, you decrepit creature.
[/div]MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED. ANYWAY, THATS IT. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
Go crawl into your hole again, you decrepit creature.
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THE PERSON BEHIND THIS WONDERFUL CHARACTER IS GENERALLY CALLED DIA AND SITS AT 18. HE LIVES IN THE CENTRAL TIMEZONE. ALSO, THIS CHARACTER LOOKS PRETTY SIMILAR TO CHRISTOPHER DREW, DON'T YOU THINK?
[/div]THE PERSON BEHIND THIS WONDERFUL CHARACTER IS GENERALLY CALLED DIA AND SITS AT 18. HE LIVES IN THE CENTRAL TIMEZONE. ALSO, THIS CHARACTER LOOKS PRETTY SIMILAR TO CHRISTOPHER DREW, DON'T YOU THINK?
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