I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it (Bec)

[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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What's good ma? What you up to? With yo sexy azz...

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[Becca Macabre]

Bec L Macabre
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Sup hotstuff? Just chillin, kinda bored tbh. What about you? Not busy knee high in vag today?

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[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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Nothing much. Just on my grind as usual. I wouldn't say knee high...calf high would be more accurate

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[Becca Macabre]

Bec L Macabre
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I'm not sure whether to be impressed or disappointed in you. You're losing your charm man. Losing it I tell ya. Next you'll be telling me you haven't even had 3 girls in a day.

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[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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Really though Bec? Have I ever given you a reason to be disappointed in me? Do you mean to tell me that at some point you actually found me charming? And all this time I thought that it was my dick you were interested in.

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[Becca Macabre]

Bec L Macabre
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Good point. You are just a pretty fuck really. NGL. I guess I have to keep you as a whole package seeing as your dick alone isn't gonna do the job. ;]

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[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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Fuck being the operative word in that statement sweetheart. Hate to disappoint you, but I have no intention of letting anyone keep this package. If you play your cards right though I'll let you borrow it. You haven't actually given my dick a job to do so how can you honestly say it can't do the job?

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[Becca Macabre]

Bec L Macabre
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Someone's confident. Good thing I didn't want to KEEP your package. Oh yeah, how kind. I'd rather steal than borrow. Well now, let me explain you a thing. Your dick on its own isn't gonna get hard and fuck me all by itself now is it? It needs you attached. Otherwise it's just another dildo.. only pretty floppy. ;]

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[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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Gotta be confident, otherwise a woman like you could tear a man's ego to shreds. At least we're agreed on one thing. There will be no keeping of the whole package. Only you would still prefer to steal what has already been offered. Ah, so we have established that it's my dick that you're truly interested in. I'm just a pretty distraction eh? I'm almost offended by that. Am I to be believe that you've grown weary of your dildos?

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[Becca Macabre]

Bec L Macabre
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You bet your sweet ass. I can steal steal it even when you offer it, it's just easier than ACTUALLY stealing it. Pretty much dude. I only want your dick. I mean you're great to look at but I only want one thing from ya. None of that mushy bs like cuddles and hand holding. Just a good raw fuck. Don't be too put out, at least I WANT your dick. I could get dick for days with no makeup but yours I actually want to saddle up and YEEHAAW. Yeah dildos aren't really cutting it for me anymore. My favourite one died too. I gave it a burial and everything.

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[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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You realize that what you're referring to in terms of stealing dick is actually called rape and quite illegal don't you? Not that in my case it would apply as my previous offer would suggest that I'm willing. I'm not put out in the slightest, I'm actually amused. Now whose being confident? Well, as good as it is to know that you WANT my dick, perhaps we'll wait until I WANT your vag before we do anything about it. Shouldn't be too much of an issue as you have such a surplus and all. As a peace offering I'll even spring for a new dildo.

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[Becca Macabre]

Bec L Macabre
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Pffft. Its never rape when a woman does it. The man gets hard therefore he's willing. Simple. You know I'm starting to consider this whole offer of yours. By consider I mean I'm saving you as a booty call. Well once you've been through the audition process. I gotta make sure you're to a good standard before I go putting you in my phone book as that. Come on dude. You don't have to pretend anymore. You know you want my vag. Its beautiful and clean. No iffy smells here. You'd buy me one? Do I get to pick? Fuck it. Just use the money you'd spend on expanding my toy collection on gas money and rubbers! And yes. You can have the glow in the dark ones to make your dick a lightsabre.

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[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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You know similar arguments have been made about a woman being wet whether she actually wants it or not, but they usually don't go over well. You're just now considering my offer? Haven't you ever heard the phrase 'strike while the iron is hot?' For all you know the moment might have passed. However...my nine oclock did cancel...something about being called in to work a double shift. What? No pre-screen? I don't audition for anything less than a lead role. I'm not a supporting cast kind of guy. I'm fairly sure that it's clean, but beautiful is debateable. You see one snatch, you've seen them all, but good hygiene does elevates you on the list of desirable vag. Why would I buy you one without letting you be present. I don't know your tastes...yet. Light saber dick? Is that what you're into? You really got to stop fucking children Bec.

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[Becca Macabre]

Bec L Macabre
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You mean to tell me that you're only interested in my filling your cancellation? That's rough man. I could ask for dick pics but I'd rather just go for the full on audition so you don't waste your time adjusting the angle of the camera to make it look bigger than it is. And you'll go with whatever role I give you and you'll love it. So we're going to go dildo shopping together? Not that I mind doing that but I don't think they let you try before you buy in those places. I can test you out any time, but they don't even let you return dildos if you don't like them. Least if you're shit, I can put you back where I found you. Yeah I do have to stop fucking kids. It's getting ridiculous waking up to find lego bricks where you don't want them. Plus side is that kid's have the 'no tears' shampoo it smells like a freaking fruit bowl.

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[JACE FITZGERALD]

JACE KRISTOHER FITZGERALD
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Someone has to fill the cancellation. Why shouldn't it be you? So am I penciling you in or what? Firstly, I don't do spoilers. Secondly, unless you have a wide lens camera on your phone, you probably would only see half of it. I either get the role that I auditioned for or you can have a one woman show. The choice is yours babe. Yeah if you behave yourself I'll take you dildo shopping unless there's another toy that you have your heart set on as the try before you buy feature seems to be off the table. I'm pretty much over test taking. Clearly, you're still in school though, so hit me up once you've graduated. I don't think that I even want to know where you are finding legos. Hopefully, the fruit bowl smell will ease the discomfort of plucking legos out of your ass.

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